Has anyone got any good tips for getting your mind going in the morning?
Has anyone got any good tips for getting your mind going in the morning?
Cornflakes, a bar of chocolate and a can of Dr Pepper works every time.Originally posted by Unregistered
Has anyone got any good tips for getting your mind going in the morning?
i wake up, half asleep, take a shower, eat breakfast, then quickly take a 5 minute nap on the couch, and im ready for school.
the best things in life are simple.
This isnt what I do, but if you really want to get going fast take some speed lol.
"only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former." - albert einstein
The realization that if I attempt to sleep in and go in to work late my wife will make me get up with the kids! Aaaarrrggh!
David
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Last week my hot wate system broke, right while I was taking a shower.
That woke me up.
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
Wow, that really sucks.
My way to get up is... I don't. I just go through 1st period at my school half asleep. The only solution (for me at least) is to wake up earlier and watch tv for a while.
my wife's cats claw at my back until i feed them. but, and here's the funny thing (if you define funny as reading a bloke write about his wife's cats), they don't start clawing until the woman/wife gets out of the shower about 7am. so from dawn until 7 these cats will sit calmly inches from my face and watch me sleep, not moving or twitching, just watching. it's really strange.
sex in the morning from the gf works everytime, wakes ya up but pretty buggered for the rest of the day.
Bull - I was going to say the same thing, only it doesn't have to be the gf, any pretty lady will do the trick.
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Then again, waking up the next morning with a stranger next to you is a quick way to wake up too (especially if she doesn't look like the girl from the night before).
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
>>sex in the morning from the gf works everytime, wakes ya up but pretty buggered for the rest of the day.
Odd use of the word buggered.
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=buggered
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?
I'm Australian, I'm allowed to use that word haha. Basically meaning worn out.
Found an austrlian site (Macquarie dictionary) which has a list of australian slang:
http://www.macquariedictionary.com.a...y/slang-b.html