I’d like to share with you what’s on my mind, I hate the idiots that work for Halton Council, the very same idiots responsible for a ridiculous journey to work I was forced to endure, a trip that should take 45 minutes took 3 hours, why? I here you ask (or maybe not but stick with it) because following the overnight roadworks on the Runcorn-Widnes Bridge, some clown FORGOT to take away the traffic cones. Leaving a 5 mile radius from the bridge gridlocked. What makes this even worse, I don’t cross the bridge my work is just by there.
Do you think if I tell Dubya that’s were Saddam is hiding he might bomb the sh1t out of them for me.
PS: The above refers to the aforementioned bridge across the Mersey at Runcorn and Widnes. Neither of which are particularly nice places, so no-one would miss them. This would cause a minor rewrite of the “joke”
Two blokes in a pub,
one says “how’d it go with that bird?”
his mate replies “she said to me, kiss me were it smells”
“so what did you do?”
“I took her to Widnes”
TTFN
