Ok i figured i'd share my two best tech tales, both sadly enough from the same lady, my COMP SCI TEACHER HAHAHAH: Share yours if u have any!

First case, i built her pc for her, then i get a phone call:

Me: Hello.

Her: The pc you built me is broken.

Me: O? Thats odd, what seems to be the problem.

Her: Your cup holder is a joke.

Me: I don't have a cup holder....i'm slightly confused, whats wrong with the pc??

her: I told you, its the cup holder.

me: um i am really confused, could u please give me the error message?

Her: there is no error, i put my coffee on it and it broke!

(now i think i see the problem, and its hard not to laugh)

me: Please describe what it looks like.

Her: its white...it has a yellow light that comes on when i open it, and its got a coutout for my cup // i must note hers has an inner - indent for minicds.

me: That sounds like your cd rom....

her: OOOOOO thats the cd rom!! I was wondering why i didn't have one!

me: ......


Second tale, shes on vacation with her laptop:

me: Hello, how can i help ya?

Her: Well i have a dumb question

me: (i bet you do) Ok what is it?

Her: Ok, if i save a document on my pc while i'm here in florida, will it still be there when i get home?

me: Think about this logically (she used to say this to me ALOT)

her: that was a dumb question wasn't it?

me:more then you may ever know.