I just read this on another board and thought it was worth passing on:

Energizer "D" Battery Exposed page 1

Skip straight to page 2 for the kicker. I'm thinking now that stupid bunny actually has a much smaller bunny inside it pulling cables

Anyway, something to remember the next time you buy batteries. I guess the government needs to regulate this too, since the corporate wigs once again have proven they do not have any sense of personal responsibility when given a choice.