O_oSo wait, what's so bad about PHP? Ignoring the coder being bad, what's wrong the language as a whole?
I have maintained my own earlier code, and I did do some debugging work on some "Drupal" components, but I haven't worked seriously with PHP since PHP4 was a thing. Even then, I don't recall any one thing that turns me off of the PHP language. For me, the problem with PHP was the unfortunate ammount of "hoop jumpery" in coding through the languages layers of quirk. I felt like my time was spent having to argue with the language just to cleanly express my ideas.
*shrug*
I want my tools to work for me; I don't want to fight my tools.
Soma