*flashback to 1987*
MS proggy A: ive had to many beers, bill
Bill: We must work faster! I want Windows 2.0 released in two months!
MS Proggy B: isnt this little birdy nice *looking at toy birdy*
MS Proggy A: dang wings....i'll ding em off that thing....
Bill: no...your drunk...stop it...
MS Proggy B: hey...we could make a new font called wingdings!
MS Proggy A: i'll ding your wings you little...
Bill: great idea! it will grab me another good 5% of the market!
*1 year later*
Bill: we finally got out of a garage and into an office building!
MS Proggy A: *collapses*
MS Proggy B: lets start developing Windows XP....we should have it done in a year...we can just sit back and release it in another 10 years or so...
*10 years later - 1998*
MS Proggy 7A - CYBORG 118H: Error detected in Windows 95, line 04A2:BF3C, fixing.....releasing upgrade of Windows 95....tagging....Windows 98....
Bill: exxceeellennt....