Last I knew you could drink beer legally in Germany at the age of 16, and 'hard stuff' at the age of 18.

I stand by my conservative stance that beer is for pansies

Note the 'ies', this means that there are, in fact, multiple people of the genus pansy! (panzy?)

Why do you think people drink "to have fun", but not because they enjoy it? Why are you being so damn judgemental right away? is it because its the internet? I bet you would be singing a different tune if talking to me in person. How old are you anyway - judging by your response I would say ~15
Hippiespeak...next you are going to want to get in touch with your feelings, and have a heart to heart conversation.