Here it is people, the Cprog drinking game! If you're underage, please use the most unhealthy soda pop you can find. Here are the rules:
1) When a post meets any of the criteria below, take 1 drink.
2) When a newbie doesn't read the rules, take 1 drink.
3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks.
4) When a stupid person gets insulted by the flame and tries to flame back, take 1 drink.
Goal: The first person to connect the dots and get bingo while pinning a tail on the donkey wins.
(Note on the goal: There really is no goal, if you actually win then you're very very drunk).
Selected Topics:
Code:
- Anything involving clearing the screen.
- A post with void main or fflush ( stdin ) in the code.
- Repeatedly.
- In multiple posts.
- Despite being corrected.
- Any question that could be answered by spending 5 seconds on google.
- An overly elaborate explanation meant to flaunt useless knowledge of trivia.
- Any post that uses assembler in the example code.
- And it has a bug.
- Any post on God or religion.
- "How long have you been programming?" threads.
- A post trying to compare C and C++.
- An obvious newbie trying to look smart.
- Someone falls for it.
- A post where the poster claims to be a noob, n00b, newbie, or the like to avoid being embarrassed.
- A post that asks how to compare C-style strings.
- A post where nobody knows what it means (vague, ambiguous or overly complex).
- Inane or worthless one line replies to a programming question.
- A question asking how to create a dynamic two dimensional array.
- An obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- An incorrect correction to an obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- A mod closes a thread.
- A mod deletes a thread.
- A mod gets ........ed and flames somebody.
- A new member tries to get someone to do their homework.
- By pretending to be a teacher.
- By pretending to hold a contest.
- By blatantly asking. (Take an extra drink and toast to their stupidity)
- A post containing annoying abbreviations (u == you, r == are, etc..) or leet speak used seriously.
- A post using feof ( stream ) or stream.eof() as the loop condition.
Feel free to come up with more and if they're good I'll add them to the list.