...I can't. It sucks. I haven't had a job for months. Stupid idiot wieners
won't hire me. They don't even have a good reason, either. I know
it's because I'm timid, but so what? That's a stupid reason not to
hire someone. I could do any job better than the people that
actually get hired.
I've been on, oh, about 100 interviews these past few months.
The last one I had was at a company that buys up inventory from
companies that declare bankruptcy. The stupid, hairy-faced lady
said she would call me back on Monday, no matter what! Even if
I didn't get the job, they said they'd still call me. Guess what!
They didn't! If they don't like me, why can't they just tell me at
the interview instead of making me wait around the house for
a phone call that they know they have no intention of making?
::Punches a hole in the wall::
I know the economy sucks, but that shouldn't have an effect
on me. That only affects the "career" people, not the "job" people.
It's not like I'm expecting a salary of $75000/year, just a simple,
$9/hour job (which is a $1.24 lower than the last job I had. Bleh,
I hated that job).
I almost had a job in early may, but I decided not to continue
with the interview process after the stupid lady said I should
improve my appearance. Normally, I wouldn't care; but I looked
good; borderline-handsome, even. I actually put an effort into my
appearance. But the thing that really bothered me was that the
lady didn't look good herself. Sure, she was wearing a pant-suit,
but it was obviously from the Wal-Mart office-wear collection. I
hate her; stupid, snooty skank.
::Kicks a cat::
Let's see, I also had an interview at a medical lab; I would have
been testing pee-pee for drugs. Kind of gross, but they would
have given me a lab coat, which is rad. I may have gotten this
job, but the day before the lady said she would call me back,
the stupid phone company disconnected my phone. Argh! I'm sure
I could have called her to see if I had gotten the job, but if I didn't,
that would have created an awkward moment. I mean, what if
she didn't intend to call me, then I called? Embarassing...
Why the frick do so many jobs require "good communication skills"
or "a fun, energetic, outgoing personality"...? And if they don't
require that, then they require the ability to lift 70lbs, sometimes more!!!
Is there anybody on this planet than can lift 70lbs? I think not,
that's heavy. It's so stupid.
The thing is, I'm even afraid to go outside now. I'm afraid I'll
run into someone I used go to school with. I know they're going
to ask me, "so, where do you work?" Some girl I used to go to
Jr. High with now works at the place where I normally get my
haircut -- yeah, so I can't even get my haircut unless I go to a
completely different city.
::Sheds a tear::
You know what's rad? If you order a pizza from Pizza Hut, you can
get the Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey DVD for free!!! I almost did
that, but got a P'Zone instead. Mmmm, P'Zone... Primus is in that
movie. Primus was great. I'm soooo bored.
Did you know there's a town called "Weiner, Arizona"..? Hehehe.
