well i liked it !!!
ok see if you like this...its a bit old but u might not have heard it..
a very elegantly dressed middle aged lady walked into a tatoo shop in America and sat in the queue.
the owner was surprised, she wasn't like his usual clientele.
when it was her turn, he asked her what he could do for her.
to his surprise she lifted her dress up and said
"i want a tattoo of a turkey on my right thigh, and underneath it i want u to write the word Thanksgiving. On my left thigh i want a picture of a pine tree with tinsel & lights on, and underneath write the word Christmas "
the owner was very surprised at this most unuisual request and asked her why on earth she wanted that doing.
the lady turned to him and answered...
"i'm f***ing sick of him complaining that theres nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas !!!"