that prayer is brilliant !!!!!
myself i pray to meet a woman who would like to have sex more than 3/4 times a month !!
anyway.....this may be over the line a bit !!.....
an Alaskan man was driving down an Alaskan road in appalling weather conditions when his car broke down. he phoned the Alaskan break down service and a mechanic arrived. the mechanic took a look under the bonnet (hood), looks at him and said "it looks as if you've blown a seal "
the guy replies offended "no i haven't, its just the frost on my moustache "
he hee