I recently received this from a co-worker, and a few (3, 5, and 9) made me laugh out loud. I apologize if this is an old joke (it is new to me).
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TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE 'F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:
10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th -"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926
5th -"Where the @#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."
- JFK, 1963
1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1997
