I came across a thread on this website about another programmer's frustration and it looked almost poetic, and others thought the same thing as well.
So it gave me the idea to start a thread where people can make up some programming Haikus and post them.
I'll start:
My mind has gone blank
Why can't I solve this problem
Please kickstart my brain
I am on a roll
Code flowing like a river
~Crash~! forgot to save...
Tuning out the world
I am in my own world now
I am such a geek
It's 4 in the morn
Haven't slept in three days
I really should bathe