Code:
IDR_MENU1 MENU DISCARDABLE 
BEGIN
    POPUP "Crap"
    BEGIN
        MENUITEM "Crap\aF1",                    ID_CRAP_CRAP1
        MENUITEM "Stupid Crap\aF2",             ID_CRAP_STUPIDCRAP
        MENUITEM "Really Daft Crap\aF3",        ID_CRAP_REALLYDAFTCRAP

        MENUITEM "Absolutely Damned Idiotic Crap\aF4", 
                                                ID_CRAP_ABSOLUTELYDAMNEDIDIOTICCRAP

        MENUITEM "Short Crap\aF5",              ID_CRAP_SHORTCRAP
    END
END
Gives me this, i.e. like a VC++ menu, yours is different?...