Won't boot.

[Alpo]

O_o

Did you see the ones we had for two or three days a ways back?

The ':D' smiley legitimately looked as insane person about to thoroughly enjoy doing something awful.

Soma

Detective_1: "So we found a pile of bodies in your basement, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"

':D'

Detective_2: "He's not talking, we're going to need to smack him up a bit!"

':D'

Detective_1: "Look son, your looking at a whole mess of time, this'll all go easier on you if you just spill the beans."

':D'