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Using 3 would be even better.

Hahahha, no i've just been up for > 30 hours straight. Insomnia does some crazy things to you...

Punch her in the face, and don't tell her until after you've chained her up in the kitchen, cookin' you a big steak.

... You mean she didn't notice in the first place? Edit: Damn, adrian is quick tonight :)

They're not dangerous at all. Infact I usually put a handful of them in my cereal every morning.
Note that most of them are only good for around 72 hours after the "pregnancy". Side effects include...

Armed with a pair of rubber gloves and a guide to the female anatomy, one could potentially perform the abortion while watching the football game.

How dangerous is this chemical? Is it flammable? Corrosive? Poisonous? I think you should call poison control.

On a side note: How long ago was it? Go to the hospital and get some of those free...