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  1. Thread: IPB Forums

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    IPB Forums

    Hi guys.

    Firstly, sorry the advert.

    Seccondly, for those who visit the ipb forums, my appologies for it being down today (web, 6, march). I had a slight database problem.

    Anyway, this has...
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    I'm more of traditional person. I keep my mouse...

    I'm more of traditional person. I keep my mouse on my mousepad!
  3. Thread: Image resizing

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    Thanks Alex. I'll have a look at that!! Free...

    Thanks Alex. I'll have a look at that!!

    Free hosting comming your way i think! :)
  4. Thread: Image resizing

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    Image resizing

    Hi! i hjave a little maths problem.

    I need to write a sript in PHP that allows users to upload images files, then have them displayed in thumbnails. This is easy.
    However, i dont want the...
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    LMAO! I agree that windows is easy to use........

    LMAO!

    I agree that windows is easy to use..... compared to many systems. Certainly my preferred choice of GIU. However, win2k server is remarkably bad for admins. Linux is far easier.... (never...
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    Poll: Well, backed beans on toast is horrid! but most...

    Well, backed beans on toast is horrid! but most brits seem to like it. Very healthy for you mind.

    Pot noodle.... is freeze dried and put in a plastic pot. You add water, wait for 5 mins, then...
  7. Thread: does anyone love?

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    no need, i have the pics! ;)

    no need, i have the pics! ;)
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    i've just noticed that, whilst all this is going...

    i've just noticed that, whilst all this is going on.... i'm using Lynx on RedHat to test my apache instalation!

    Fantastic!

    ps: does anyone have screen shots of Opera?
  9. Thread: does anyone love?

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    I stupidly fell hopelessly in love 5 years ago. ...

    I stupidly fell hopelessly in love 5 years ago. My own mistake. Still, she ended up cheating on me for around 12 months, and lied to me the whole time. So now i'm single. Have been for neerly 3...
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    Oooooooo, i'm reading that now! I started two...

    Oooooooo, i'm reading that now! I started two days agao, and i'm half way through. Some pages do need to be read twice! especially at 4 am! But i'm loving every word of it! Fabulous author........
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    Poll: I agree that there would be a general influx of...

    I agree that there would be a general influx of stange fonts if they could be loaded from the server..... but it would make formatting a page far easier! And like other things in the IT world, it...
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    Iain Banks writes some excelent fiction. Iain...

    Iain Banks writes some excelent fiction.

    Iain M Banks (same guy) writes some of the best sci fi ever! Imho
  13. Thread: Cultural Icons

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    I'm going to Copyright "stupidity"! Then sue the...

    I'm going to Copyright "stupidity"! Then sue the British Gov't :)

    I saw the other week that in europe you will now be able to copyright a shape. Coke, and othe cmpanies are now in battles to get...
  14. Thread: Windows Vs Linux

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    I think it all boils down to this. M$ are a huge...

    I think it all boils down to this. M$ are a huge company. Like any other company, you have to stand on a few toes on your way to the top. ANd M$ have (allegedly) done a lot of toe treading. Its...
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    I know the answer! tra la la la la! It will...

    I know the answer! tra la la la la! It will take just one person to ask for me to tell everyone! And i promise..... when you see the answer, you be as duley uninpressed with it, as you were with...
  16. Thread: whats it for ?

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    It could stand for system request? Its a...

    It could stand for system request? Its a throwback to the days of unix...... like the Esc key. In Unix it actually escpaes you from something....... where as it windows it simply acts as the first...
  17. Thread: zoo tycoon

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    You need to get out more!

    You need to get out more!
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    Poll: Desing your own Browser!

    What would you like to see in a web browser? What would you like it to do?

    For example........ is we merged browsers with Desktop Publiers, then we could have more creative freedom. No More...
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    Nutscrape v3 was a good little browser. ...

    Nutscrape v3 was a good little browser. Nutscrape also had some great ideas. For example...

    1. Layers! I once wrote a web page that had two layers to it. Images below, text on top. Worked...
  20. Thread: traffic cones

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    i dont know about the usa, but her in the UK,...

    i dont know about the usa, but her in the UK, they ar bread in scotland....

    It all started at a haggis farm..... terrbale experiment gone wrong!

    terrable....... really is! but hey, its better...
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    Re: patriotism in one's country.

    I hear what your saying. I like the idea that we should all be able to get along without all the bickering and wars.

    However, i dont like glbalisation. No one race has the perfect society. ...
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    I thought you Americans were all stuck to driving...

    I thought you Americans were all stuck to driving at 50 mph or slower? Over in the Uk, the limit on a moterway (freeway) is 70 mph...... but most people clip along at 80 or 90 odd..... its very...
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    Actually we dont drink warm beer! I know we did...

    Actually we dont drink warm beer! I know we did a few centuries ago, but not any more. Unless its a Real Ale. Then it comes lightly chilled, but not what you'd call cold. Its something to do with...
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    Poll: Just out of curiosity, what is "haxor" ?

    Just out of curiosity, what is "haxor" ?
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    Poll: Although i have spent time in the army, and...

    Although i have spent time in the army, and shooting anything that moved *was* fun, i refuse to fight in a war brought on by the whim of a mad man. If our leaders want to fight, then stick them in a...
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