Pay attention you swarthy sea dogs

Or should that be 'C' dogs.

Arrrr me hearties, tis time to break out the grog for much merriment and swashing of buckles.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...070918?sp=true

Avast, newbie post on the port bow, prepare to board and lay down the laws of the 'C'.

Let it be known that any land lubber splicing the 'main' brace with some void shall be forced to walk ye plank down to Davy Jones' locker.

Capt'n Salem

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. He walks up to the batender and says, "Arr, a Rum, ye scurvy dog!"
The barkeep replies, "Did you know theres a steering wheel on your crotch?"
"Arr!", says the pirate, "It's drivin me nuts!"


... And there you have it. :)

It's "Scurvy dogs".


edit: I'm late :(

SWATH = Small Waterplane Area, Twin Hull

Ahoy!

Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Five A's / How to talk like a pirate / Pirate Convention

Arrrrr!