Ok programmin jokes.

Ok first of all I found this online and saved them because they were funny to me. I do not want to take credit for the author but at the time I don't remember the address and/or name of the people to wrote this. So if you come across this don't think I am trying to steal your jokes, just post your link to your site.

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

then a giant penguin with the aol symbol on it's belly (apparently, aol is in talks about buying redhat) crushes the microsoft engineer (because aol redhat will own microsoft), and everyone lived happily ever after (albiet with **** internet access, adverts everywhere and a spam-laden messenger)

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he
died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our
wedding day."

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he
just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was
going to be."

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."



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How Can aol buy Red Hat........I mean will they even know how to work it?(j/k) Man, what's next?