I'd like to see a mud-wrestling match between college-girl, basilisk and pendragon...purley for academic reasons of course!!
how about you?
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I'd like to see a mud-wrestling match between college-girl, basilisk and pendragon...purley for academic reasons of course!!
how about you?
"Tastefully done", of course ;)
of course!
> "Tastefully done", of course ;)
Well, it goes without saying! I'm more partial to Jello or whipped cream, m'self.
Hmm..
And exactly what are you expecting to learn from this?
:: trying not to sound like stick waving old coffin dodger ::
Is it any wonder why males outnumber females by such a massive margin??
>>>Is it any wonder why males outnumber females by such a massive margin??
Is it because all the females are out wrestling in jello and whipped cream?
pause.....
mmmm Jello.
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I'd like to see a mud-wrestling match between college-girl, basilisk and pendragon...purley for academic reasons of course!!
Ah well, they do say mud is good for the skin.
I'm not so sure about the whipped cream or jelly though... that's slightly dubious.:D
Took the words right out of my mouth!!:DQuote:
pause....
> It's an intrigueing idea
> Ah.. well... it's good for your skin!
Is that an acceptance? You could use my backyard!
Awright! Though I have to say I'm a little out of practise in the mud-wrestling department...Quote:
Is that an acceptance? You could use my backyard!
Well, then - I'll have to train you! Be at my house at 8pm EST tonight!
No probs! Thought you might have to convert the time to GMT. ;)
Should I bring my wellies?
Okay, then - I believe that'd be 1:00 in the morning tomorrow, then.
> Should I bring my wellies?
I don't know what those are, but sure! Bring them, too!
Wellies==wellington boots==gumboots
:D
1AM? Jeez, that's a bit inconvenient. I don't leave the internet before 2AM.
You really should be more accommodating.:p
> Wellies==wellington boots==gumboots
Oh, right - on the tip o' my tongue, it was...
Well, fine then - I'll see you at 11am GMT Saturday (that's 6 in the morning here, so I'm doing a bit of a favor!)
Yeah, *sure* it was...;)Quote:
on the tip o' my tongue, it was...
:: goes to pack ::
Are you *sure* you have the time difference correct? Just checking.. not that I don't trust you or anything...:p
...another thing... how do you know about mud-wrestling? This is a niggling question and a slightly worrying one...:p :D
> Are you *sure* you have the time difference correct?
Pretty sure I'm GMT-5, yeah...
> how do you know about mud-wrestling?
Well, I come from a long line of championship mud wrestlers - I was the captain of my squad in high school! (as well as being the only person that came out for it)
Well, it sure beats Netball!:DQuote:
I was the captain of my squad in high school!
Hmm... are you being *completely* truthful with me here?Quote:
Well, I come from a long line of championship mud wrestlers
I don't want to be taught by an amateur...:p ;)
> are you being *completely* truthful with me here?
OK, my grandfather was only a runner-up, but we won't speak about that. The rest of my mud-wrestling lineage goes back to the early 1400s.
> Netball!
Again - what?
Netball == what PE lessons comprise of in this neck of the woods for girls.
A girls form of basketball if you like. All school do it. It was absolute torture!;)
Ah! Now it comes out... :pQuote:
OK, my grandfather was only a runner-up
Hmm... pedigree mud-wrestler. Smashing!Quote:
The rest of my mud-wrestling lineage goes back to the early 1400s.
That's something to ::cough:: be very proud of...
> ::cough::
See! The cold, wet, British air is doing you nothing but harm, my dear! Come to Michigan, where the air is, well, cold... and wet.... hmm.... well, it's not British air! :D:p;)
Good to have a bit of variety isn't it...? ;)Quote:
Come to Michigan, where the air is, well, cold... and wet....
Michigan, where I can be taught to mud-wrestle by (in his own words) the best... W
hat a prospect!!:D
Hmm... well, if the girls are (supposedly) going to have a mud-wrestle then what on cprogramming are the guys going to do...
...hmm. I'll have to think about that one.
:: plots and schemes ::
hmm let me see something suitably vicious i think - maybe we should have stealth and co to dress up in basques, stockings and suspenders and then place them in a very loud english pub showing an english football match
::thinks - but there again they may enjoy that::
I can't make it to michigan to watch so could you please send me a tape of it? I would be eternally gratfull.
Isometric
I'm thinking, Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Match of the Day.Quote:
hmm let me see something suitably vicious i think - maybe we should have stealth and co to dress up in basques, stockings and suspenders and then place them in a very loud english pub showing an english football match
> something suitably vicious i think
Sounds good to me, as long as you can guarantee Penny'll be on my doorstep on Saturday. Also, since it was your idea, Bassy, you can be here, too :)
> I can't make it to michigan to watch so could you please send me a tape of it?
Sure - it'll be a live webcast... :D
500 dollars says she doesn't show...
any takers.
200 dollars says she shows and mud wrestles the crap out of Govtcheez
Erm... will it? ::is slightly worried::Quote:
Sure - it'll be a live webcast...
:p
> 200 dollars says she shows and mud wrestles the crap out of Govtcheez
I'll take you up on that, my good man!
Sounds like a challenge BetazEp :D
If you're prepared to do the Rocky Horror English Pub?
>>>I'll take you up on that, my good man!
woops... maybe I said that a little wrong.
200 dollars says if she shows she will beat the crap out of Govtcheez
Yeah... that is what I meant... yeah... yeah.... uh huh
>>If you're prepared to do the Rocky Horror English Pub?
Let's get it on!...
LOL!! How'd you feel about that Govtcheez?Quote:
200 dollars says if she shows she will beat the crap out of Govtcheez
Even though Betazep, it's supposed to be between the 3 known females on the board. ;)
Yep, the fishnets, the makeup, the basque, the stilettos...Quote:
Let's get it on!
...LOL!:D
SCARY!
> 200 dollars says if she shows she will beat the crap out of Govtcheez
Wait a minute! You can't change it now! Regardless, I'll still take you up on it :)
> 3 known females on the board.
This, of course, excludes da :)
> How'd you feel about that Govtcheez?
Warm and fuzzy :p
>Took the words right out of my mouth!!
rather, took the lack of words right out of your mouth... silence it is.
and about that, hmmm....
Yes, I did take this into account. :pQuote:
3 known females on the board.
This, of course, excludes da
I'm clever like that!:D
so let me get this straight govtcheez is going to mud wrestle and do the rocky horror english pub thing?
:: thinks is he going to do both at the same time ::
:: thinks further those stilletos could put someone's eye out in a mud wrestle::
:: thinks even further - no i dont have personal experience of the second thought ::
Not quite Bassy... it's getting slightly confusing now.
http://cprogramming.com/cboard/showt...&threadid=8879
That would be a laff actually :DQuote:
Originally posted by basilisk
hmm let me see something suitably vicious i think - maybe we should have stealth and co to dress up in basques, stockings and suspenders and then place them in a very loud english pub showing an english football match
::thinks - but there again they may enjoy that::
>>I'd like to see a mud-wrestling match between college-girl, basilisk and pendragon...purley for academic reasons of course!! <<
mud-wrestling?? no thanx!! i rather use my lovely little bazooka it would be more fun :) because i joined the mafia! *cough*yeahright*cough*
basilisk and pendragon: beware...beware.... ::evil laugh::
:: hides under desk ::
damn i love this board... i'm in on the betting... but my money is on CollegeGirl...
i'm not scared - i have trained a pack of rabid sheep to attack on sight.Quote:
basilisk and pendragon: beware...beware.... ::evil laugh::
so, govt... how do you plan on thawing enough mud?
> how do you plan on thawing enough mud?
Rainin' on my parade, eh?
Well, we could change it - as far as I know it's not cold enough outside to freeze jello or whipped cream.
they could come down here hehe... we have plenty of 70 deg+ freak weather days in winter... sometimes... well i doubt this time but well it's at least above 50 here.
That wouldn't be fair - I've already booked the jello pit!
(freezing point of jello? anybody?)
below 50 deg's hehe. have them send it here!
I don't really think it's much of a fair fight to have a chainsaw versus a sheep...Quote:
i'm not scared - i have trained a pack of rabid sheep to attack on sight.
Something for you to find out Govt...Quote:
(freezing point of jello? anybody?)
you know i almost like the bazooka idea... bazooka vs sheep?
No! no-one...
Rabid sheep V. CollegeGirl with bazooka
Hmm... an interesting competition.
No! no-one...
i miss understand(sorry im kinda slow) but no to what?
::edit:: to coming here? im very suave and good looking i make Sean Connery look shamful!!
::edit:: and maybe brash?
Don't worry... it wouldn't have the same effect if it were explained...;) :p
Should have been a bit clearer:)
well then... now im confused
ya know what i'd like to see? I'd like to see a page on the forum, or a section under everyone's profile where we post pics of ourselves... that would make this much more interesting...
Here, I'll even get it started... this is a page of me and my girlfriend:
This is what i look like...
*edit... sorry, i messed up the link the first time*
Be careful that is how it starts... first she confuses you... then she eats you. Never trust a Jaberwocky completely... when they get hungry, it is over in a flash...
Just a fair warning...
Confusion is good. Little bit of nonsense never did no-one any harm.:D
*No grammar checks please... it was **meant** to be of a humorous nature...
...whilst failing miserably...
:: sniff ::
Link's dead, ober.
edit - never mind....
I did post a pic of myself once, but it made the children cry. You can be content with a picture of my desk, though.
It's at fd...
>>>This is what i look like...
You look like a page that cannot be found. I have seen many people that look like that. ;)
sorry... it's fixed now...
yes im still alive... though scarred a bit!
That is a lot of alchohol ober (sam)
... it worth the risk i believe...
Ahhh - I see ober went to beer gardens :D
We have plenty of banners from that party - also a life size Heidi Klum cutout...
uhh.... i have to share with 4 roommates... (and that's only half the bar :D ) ... and my girlfriend is sam.. (ie. samantha).... my name is ben... ;)
damn you.... i wanted that... beer gardens... such a good time... :) How do you like the artwork? One of my boys did all that... we got it blank from the party...
So when are you guys getting married, Ben?
married? married? who said anything about marriage? I've only been dating her for about 6 months... give or take... it's serious but not to that level...
edit-why do you ask, might i add?
asking is what us married people do... :)
(...it is our way of helping you to feel our misery....lol)
lol... i see, i see...
misery i am not ready for yet... give me a few years, then ask me again
:: puts note on calendar... ask ober again in three years::
check!
> i wanted that...
Actually, we got it last year... Sorry... I wonder who got that inflatable race car?
> we got it blank from the party...
Lucky guy - everything we got with a surface for writing had stuff on it.
lol... i see, i see...
misery i am not ready for yet... give me a few years, then ask me again
ober... I'm getting the distinct feeling of déja-vu here...
how so, Jabberwockey? :)
I dunno - the fact you posted the same post twice?
uhhh... i didn't do that, i swear...
yeah sure...;) ;)
*I* believe you...
...thousands wouldn't.
Must have something to do with the recent rash of people having their accounts hacked :)
:eek: hacked schmacked... i'm not scared... ::runs to back up account in fear of mod wrath::
at least i have pendragon on my side... :)
:D Of *course* ober!
*little does he know... MUHAHAHA!!*
...oops, I forgot to stop typing...
no-one you gonna be on my side,right?? *cough*rememberididnotpostthatdaysoyoubecamethelas tinthe2-million-poststhread:P*cough*
basilisk and pendragon: i'm in the mafia as in i can shoot you between your eyes before you can think about moving MUAHAHAHA!!
>>damn i love this board... i'm in on the betting... but my money is on CollegeGirl...<<Quote:
from dictionary.com
Ma·fi·a (mäf-)
n.
A secret terrorist organization in Sicily, operating since the early 19th century in opposition to legal authority.
A secret criminal organization of Italian origin operating in the United States and engaged in illegal activities such as gambling, drug-dealing, and prostitution.
Any of various similar criminal organizations, especially when dominated by members of the same nationality.
often mafia Informal. A tightly knit group of trusted associates, as of a political leader: “ [He] is one of the personal mafia that [the chancellor] brought with him to Bonn” (Christian Science Monitor).
don't worry ober you'll get alot of money!
oh yeah here's my picture but it's not my responsibility if i scared you :P