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Ok guys just posted here to tell yas I wanna make an MMOOORPGG or ...however you spell it.
Hey just cuz I can't spell it doesn't mean I can't code it.
So far I've got a console window up but I don't know anything about C, C++, SQL, databases, multi-player code, DirectX, OpenGL, or anything else. I typed some stuff into the console window at the prompt and that's all I know how to do.
But if you want to join my team, let me know.
Any advice would be helpful.
This post will probably self destruct
I thought MMORPG was Make My Own Rocket Propelled Grenade until I discovered game forums ;)
Mmm, the outcome of newbies trying either is probably about the same though :p
Oh, Salem, you're unbanned! How lucky!
Now, behave this time, won't you?
I can program the AI because I saw that movie with the boy from Sixth Sense and he had AI.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I'll be the art director. Refer to avatar for credentials.
Ill program the network part, I have worked with sockets before, made a program connect to another program and then disconnect...
I'll handle the coding in directX. I know everything that is X-rated :) Direct-X should be something similar.
We share all of the profits right? Dude, sign me up. I'll be the guy who nobody can ever contact but who demands equal billing since he helped with the "design" process by drawing a rough sketch of a battle bikini. I'm pretty good at not answering emails, ask my family for credentials.
I have hands on experience with my own socks, can I help you with winsocks ?Quote:
Ill program the network part, I have worked with sockets before, made a program connect to another program and then disconnect...
Great, I'll do the storyline. Let me think ...
Done.Quote:
You're in a town. Go outside and you can kick some ass.
you seem a bit overqualified, this is only an mmorpg we're talking aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Shakti
hmmm yah your probably right....damn and i wanted to be in this project....seemed so damn good and I really think you are going to make it.
It needs to be more fleshed out than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by CornedBee
Level 1 - Kill some rats
Level 2 - Kill some bigger rats and some snakes
Level 3 - Dragons
I'm not sure if we'll want to change that.
Let's hard-code every single rat.
Sorry, you spelled "DOS" as "CONSOLE". You are not qualified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Oh, and I know VBA, so I can make the Linux port!
Don't forget:Quote:
Originally Posted by Govtcheez
Level 1 - Run errands for lazy townfolk
Winsock is not portable! I've got a socket set in my car, and it handles both metric and english measures! It's very portable! So I'll do the network code! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mvoigt
Haha. You pitiful noobs. You know nothing of creating an MMORPG. I,
however, know everything. I'm a programming God. My elite coding
skills make me superior to you in every way. I have calculated the
probability of you succeeding in the video game industry - an industry
that only I am entitled to be a part of because I know how to
write code - and without the knowledge that only I possess, you
will fail.
I know math. I slay dragons. I shatter your dreams.
-Pretentious Forum Nerd.
I like your ideas. We should break off and leave these losers to their artless, ratless existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by CornedBee
I'll be de bugger. I'm sure i can write code full of bugs for you to figure out what they are.
I play games....so that means I can write the core gameplay code, right?
-psychopath
No, we don't want anyone reading our e-mails. No way am I going to let someone in on my business deals with Nigerians.
Govtcheez >= God.
How 'bout now?
-psychopath
and i'll do the user interface. it'll be a cool black and white 80x25 window with surround sounds such as '\a'.
I'll do all the path finding
Code:void path(int depth)
{
if ( depth < ∞ -1 )
path(depth+1);
cout<<"Good thing we didn't go above ∞ or we'd be in trouble";
}
Now that would be an interesting language ...
oh wait i know what I can do, I can program the database...I have used MySQL once...for half an hour so I think that would be good enough for me.
U shud join my team Weve got 3 artist but im the onl coder. I just started leaning java (praticing it on my website someawfulsite.tk) but im gonna move onto c++ later and then may be even directx!
realy, you guys shulld check out r fourms (someforumwithfivemembers.tk)
I went to our forum site. I didn't want to pay to see our forums so i entered all the info for free registration and it looks like my own homepage. I've had enough of this team stealing my stuff. Find someone else!!!!1!1
yeah and it would prove that ∞ is an integer :PQuote:
Originally Posted by CornedBee
I'll also make the mailing list up :devil:
Arrgh! I've had students seriously arguing that ∞ is real and therefore 2∞/∞ = 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thantos
let us assume
∞^(∞-∞ ) = 1
so
[∞^(∞-∞ )]-1 = 0
and therefore
∞/0 = ∞^1 / ([∞^(∞-∞ )]-1) = ∞^0 / ∞^(-1) - ∞^1 / 1 = ∞-∞
this proves that ∞/0 == ∞-∞ o.O;;;
going back to the original statement...
∞^(∞-∞ ) = 1 = ∞^(∞/0)
and this means that the
0th root of ∞^∞ = 1
dunno what the point was... hope it helps your mommarpg a bit ^____^
I don't get this part:
∞^1 / ([∞^(∞-∞ )]-1) = ∞^0 / ∞^(-1) - ∞^1 / 1
Code:{x^1}/{x^0 - 1} = {x^1}/{x^0} - {x^1}/{1}
and
{x^1}/{x^0]} = {x^0}/{x^-1} /this part's pointless, dunno why I did it... x.X/)
so
= {x^0}/{x^-1} - {x^1}/{1} = {x^1} - {x^1}
<___<
>___>
*whoooops*
>___<;;;
I seperated the parts UNDER the division x___X
hoe well, wud've been nice otherwise :(
Stop smartifying up our stupid thread :mad:
Yeah. LOL.
You're in, CornedBee is out. I think this project has legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychopath
Pfft, I'll fork the codebase and make my own better version.
Wait, come back! psychopath's a giant loser! You and I make a great team!Quote:
Originally Posted by CornedBee
okay, I did up to tutorial 4 on nehe (rotation), and I even modified it so they rotated fastert/slower and in different directions. I even changed the shapes sometimes. once I even made a cube on my own without nehe's (or anybody else's help).
I'm a very fast learner and I'm sure I can learn how to do more OpenGL as we progress, so I'll get a few people together and lead a subteam of OpenGL programmers... now, I just need to get in contact with Blizzard's development team and see if they'll throw some help my way...
Forget Govtcheez, CornedBee, we should team up.
Govtcheez smells like poop.
-psychopath
I can still work with both of you, if you'll be my willing slaves and codemonkeys :)
I hereby declare my blind loyalty to our only team leader, bubba.
CB, psychopath, let's take this to another forum and seceretly sway members of bubba's team over to ours =)
and playing with highlighters is evil.
If you can't play with highlighters than you can't do an MMORPG, its a well known fact that being high off a highlighter is the only way to code. It lets you visualize the stick figures as no one can, and lets you find the x more directly. It will even let you get my SQL cause I will let you have it if you play with highlighters.
Incidentally Govtcheez is an awesome avatar maker.
<blunt hint>yeah, just don't use them on any of my posts though</blunt hint>
I really don't find any of this funny.
I think you all are a bunch of hippy ..............s.
Chill. Go draw something. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BobMcGee123
hahahaha... I nominate this for post of the week :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sang-drax
Clearly there's some in-joke here I'm not getting. Anyone care to enlighten me?
did somebody fall off the random train?
You bastard. I made you, and I can destroy you.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychopath
This thread is a satirical way to prove a point and it is doing quite a good job at it.
Very nice. :D
And Govtcheez is definitely in the project just cuz he's ...well...himself.
We shud invit quzah to be our leet gamewurld codr.
:)
oh, you mean it wasn't real? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Is anything real?
ooh... that's deep...
What if real was like....fake.
what if our everything is somebody else's nothing... what if we're the bacteria under some scientist's microscope... could it be that there's some much bigger race out there looking down on us thinking "well, this atmosphere seems to kill off most/all of the bacteria we've been having trouble with"
what if there are other test tubes, some of them teeming with us "bacteria", all with different 'universes' in them... each one nothing more than a simple lab test to find out what a new bio-terror weapon can survive... what if all the time our universe will be around will be nothing more than an overnight test in some lab?
who knows... maybe in the next few billion years (hours in their time), they'll decide that this test is over and flush our tube... and our entire lives, and everything we know, will go down as a scribble in a book saying "the bacteria cannot survive in a vacuum without light"
and no, I did not pull that out of MIB, but that's the general idea :p
and yes, I do need sleep.
edit: maybe this can have something to do with our MMOOREPEEGEE?
edit2: wait, you guys were kidding when you said this was a joke, right?
>>> what if we're the bacteria under some scientist's microscope...
Gamma Ray Bursts are their camera flashes, I thought everyone knew that?
Heres an idea for your storyline:
Thats a new idea, I bet you nobody's thought of that yet XD.Code:You're an emoticon trapped in a black and white world... A bleak, less-emoticonical world...
You must grow an emoticon-force and fight the forces of colorless emoticons!
Oh mAn tiHs g4me wiLL bE sO daMN 1337!!!!!!11!!!1!!!oneoneoneoneone!!!!!one!!!!!!!1 11111oneoneone
M4n l37s start wiht teh g4me!!!!11!!!1!!!oneoneoneoneone
ILL bE tEh H4x0R dUde
> Great, I'll do the storyline. Let me think ...
You visit the home page of the game, sign up and create an account.
Pick a persona from the drop down list
You enter the grand arena, surrounded by a vast audience, where the game takes place.
Gain experience and move up the ranks, alliances form and wither, and form again.
Wait, did I just describe a message board?
I think we should make quzah the main wizard in the world. He'll team up with the good players and abuse newbies, and there will be much rejoicing.
guys guys, you need a professional here, I've played warcraft for a total of 12 minutes...your gonna need my experience and expertise.
first we need someone to open a consol and type stuff in it. then we need someone to make the game look cool, then....we get khaki's....and then we get the chicks :)
Millions of bacteria in my mouth are pondering that question at this very moment. Unfortunately, they are very, very wrong.Quote:
what if there are other test tubes, some of them teeming with us "bacteria", all with different 'universes' in them... each one nothing more than a simple lab test to find out what a new bio-terror weapon can survive... what if all the time our universe will be around will be nothing more than an overnight test in some lab?
That's why I like spitting,.. just imagine your universe splatting against the surface of reality
>>I think you all are a bunch of hippy ..............s.
I just want to reiterate the fact that I hate all of you, subsequently I hope you all die. In a fire*.Quote:
Chill. Go draw something.
...
Is anything real?
...
What if real was like....fake.
...
*Twice.
and no, I don't think you are all a bunch of hippy periods.
Germany.Stuttgart
Posts: 38
wow. profound.Quote:
Originally Posted by mako
Boombs plays for 12 minutes and gets qualified for chicks? I have played it for 3 years and get squat XD.
I'm not delerious, but the millions of bloodcells in my body are XD. (Damn them and their bloodcell-bongs!)