Funny little IAU quirk.

Made me chuckle.

http://watleyreview.com/2005/080205-2.html

>>His two cats, Artemis and Vampira, are listed on the application as "moons."

lol some people have no life.

HAHA... genius.

>> Finkelschmidt has noted a variety of planetary features in his application, including a mysterious "great red spot" in his nether regions and an atmosphere high in methane, "especially after I make a Taco Bell run.

That brought a tear to my eye.