Ask Professor Giraffenstein! (Contains some NSFW material)

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08-20-2005
Glirk Dient

Ask Professor Giraffenstein! (Contains some NSFW material)

Scroll down to the Giraffe for some 'answers'.

Obviously we've all been leading unguided and unpathed lives. Please repent and reply.

Here are some great FACTS from the site.

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The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

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Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

Damn you apple computers!
08-20-2005
Zach L.

My PowerBook is a capitalist, I'll have you know!

And what's with "lickable" buttons?

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Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

What the hell is that?
08-20-2005
Quantum1024

OMG those people are crazy. Isn't Christianity about sharing? I would have expected them to support open source.
And that spiritual safety tip is just hillarious.
08-20-2005
Zach L.

*edit*
Link removed due to questionnable redirection.

This quote I found particularly amusing (after a bit about Pascal's wager):

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As you can see, the same science of Game Theory that I and my fellow Defense Department tacticians used to defeat the Godless Soviets during the Cold War can be used to defeat Godlessness here in our own land. It is up to us Christians to learn and deploy this powerful weapon in our war against ignorance of the Lord.
08-20-2005
no-one

i hate to break it to you all but i think thats a joke site...
08-20-2005
Zach L.

Obviously...
08-20-2005
Quantum1024

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Originally Posted by no-one

i hate to break it to you all but i think thats a joke site...

HAHA I hope so.
08-20-2005
B0bDole

>Haha... check out the bit on game theory.

dude... how about a NSFW next time, idiot.
08-20-2005
Zach L.

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Originally Posted by B0bDole

>Haha... check out the bit on game theory.

dude... how about a NSFW next time, idiot.

What?
08-20-2005
B0bDole

that link, it's NSFW (not safe for work)...
08-20-2005
Zach L.

The random article on game theory?
I must've missed something.
08-20-2005
Tonto

>> that link, it's NSFW (not safe for work)...

When I click the link, I am redirected 1 of 5 porn sites or the "e-chamber of commerce" site. Looks like a DNS hijack or something. This seems pretty recent because I go to that site a lot to laugh. But the site was extremely funny while it was up. Don't talk to atheists.
08-20-2005
Zach L.

Ahh... It still works as intended for me (even now); no such redirection.

Apologies for the bad link B0bDole and Tonto (and anyone else who had that problem).
08-20-2005
B0bDole

ahhh, sorry for yelling at you.
08-20-2005
anonytmouse

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Originally Posted by Tonto

>> that link, it's NSFW (not safe for work)...

When I click the link, I am redirected 1 of 5 porn sites or the "e-chamber of commerce" site. Looks like a DNS hijack or something. This seems pretty recent because I go to that site a lot to laugh. But the site was extremely funny while it was up. Don't talk to atheists.

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Originally Posted by Zach L.

Ahh... It still works as intended for me (even now); no such redirection.

jesussave.us is a web1000 domain name:

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Web1000Traffic

As per the terms of service at Web1000.com, a percentage of non U.S. traffic is redirected. This is NOT 404 traffic, but is instant redirect of traffic from specified countries.

We've discussed the Web1000 redirect issue before, but, as usual, I can't find it.