Mmmm beer

I don't suppose any of you guys have ever tossed back a few, then tried to make sense of a programming book?

Nah, didn't think so.

Which reminds me, if you're all so damn smart, why are you always talking about 'std's? Haven't you ever heard of condoms for petes sake??

OK chapter 5 more about C++ data


-JM

Strongbow... :D

Dictionary.com says:

No entry found for Strongbow.

I was already confused over "the register storage class"!

:eek: NO ENTRY!!?!?!??!

Code:

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; Beer - example of tiny (one section) Win32 program

format PE GUI 4.0

include 'win32a.inc'

; no section defined - fasm will automatically create .flat section for both
; code and data, and set entry point at the beginning of this section

        invoke        MessageBox,0,_message,_caption,MB_ICONQUESTION+MB_YESNO
        cmp        eax,IDYES
        jne        exit

        invoke        mciSendString,_cmd_open,0,0,0
        invoke        mciSendString,_cmd_eject,0,0,0
        invoke        mciSendString,_cmd_close,0,0,0

exit:
        invoke        ExitProcess,0

_message db 'Do you need additional place for the beer?',0
_caption db 'Desktop configuration',0

_cmd_open db 'open cdaudio',0
_cmd_eject db 'set cdaudio door open',0
_cmd_close db 'close cdaudio',0

; import data in the same section

data import

 library kernel32,'KERNEL32.DLL',\
        user32,'USER32.DLL',\
        winmm,'WINMM.DLL'

 import kernel32,\
        ExitProcess,'ExitProcess'

 import user32,\
        MessageBox,'MessageBoxA'

 import winmm,\
        mciSendString,'mciSendStringA'

end data

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LOL I see - it opens the CD tray as a 'drinks holder'?

Quote:

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Which reminds me, if you're all so damn smart, why are you always talking about 'std's? Haven't you ever heard of condoms for petes sake??

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Well, the standards committee is really close, ya know.

But really, C++ is the perfect language. You can easily use all stds, or just select the specific ones you wish to use. What could be more convenient?

Hey my beer keeps falling off the beer-holder thingy... is it supposed to come out
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Damn man, you've been drinking and programming for 9 hours? I think today should be "-JM Day"

Now serving http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/

Uhh yeah.


So uhh....can I come over and, you know, we can talk about feelings and programming and uhh...I can like, you know, drink your beer?