Worst Program Ever. :eek:Code:#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
printf("Hello world!");
}
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Worst Program Ever. :eek:Code:#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
printf("Hello world!");
}
you just wanted to be the first to post on the new c board!
This is the worst ever written...
REM BASIC PROGRAM
BEGIN
PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
END
no no no...
echo Hello world!
(save as stupidprog.bat)
<html >
Hello World
</html >
save as hello.html
I'd hardly call those the worst programs every. Pointless, and easy come to mind.....
Nuh-uh. here's the absolute WORST of the worst:
That's microsoft's new and over-hyped C#. Anyone ever seen Console.WriteLine() before? Where was it? was it file.writeln() in JAVA? Why, yes, I believe it was...Code:using System;
class Hello
{
static void Main()
{
Console.WriteLine("Hello, World!");
}
}
:DCode:Program HelloWorld;
uses wincrt;
begin
writeln('Hello World!');
end.
>>was it file.writeln() in JAVA? Why, yes, I believe it was...
Hmm..... I think you might have something there......
But surely your not asserting that C# is mearly M$'s Java clone, imposed on the programming world to try eliminate the one language that it never really had a hold upon.......
Hmm......
thats a 2 complicated program for me lol
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#include<stdio.h>
#include<unistd.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
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IS FREE THINKS MONEY GROWS ON DIRECTORY TREE */
this is the worst program:
this is my new lang i am makingCode:STARTPROGRAM
SHOOTMYDOG = "This is Output"
SHOOTMYCAT = "This is Input"
&after the user type his input
SHOOTMYDOG = "I didn't like your input."
ENDPROGRAM
:D