On Women and Their Powers

Does it seem like women have super powers? They must because it seems like they know what you're going to say before you even say it! They are also capable of producing a strange hypnotic effect in men. They even seem to have reasoning abilities beyond that of ordinary men: One day they can seem interested in you, and the very next day it'll be just the opposite.

I for one am peeved that I do not have super powers. Instead, I have to rely on my mortal intellect to figure out what these goddesses have deened to be their will. Maybe in the not so distant future, one of us will have the resolve to code a program that can show us the true meaning of women.

yes...they do have super powers, but you cant tell anyone.

Right now, here at the CIA, we are doing some top secret research to see how they harness these special powers and use them against men.

Hopefully we should have some conclusive results in the next year or so, and might be able to fight back against their evil ways.

........yeah......

girls have boobies

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oh, I guess I wasn't clear. I like boobies. They make me happy!

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Originally Posted by UnregdRegd

Does it seem like women have super powers? more blah blah blah blah,...........

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thanks for letting us know captain obvious :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

letter 1: It's really not hard to guess what a man is thinking about if you are around him and you are female (sex).

number B: Being able to change your mind (emotionally or whatever) about someone over-night is not a super-power; it is a fallacy.

they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

>> they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

this really depends on how you define "powers" as opposed to "strong points". Your idea is ultimately invalidated, though, because strengths and weaknesses are things that do not need to be balanced in the real world because they are human-created and ultimately relative. Their relative nature immediately ruins any chance you have of making a solid definition of what a "strength" is and what a "weakness" is. Without a concrete means of comparison, your statement is meaningless.

theres too many commas in that, ill just assume im wrong.

and a correct assumption that is.... too bad there were only 3 commas. There were actually more quotation marks in there than there were commas. :D

i failed engrish

it really is obvious :)

but he got an A in ebonics

hooked on phonics got me hooked on failing

thought you were gonna say hooked on crack

that would have been like... 10times funnier.

Too bad 10 times 0 is 0.

>>thought you were gonna say hooked on crack

i thought so too, how werid....or is it?

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Too bad 10 times 0 is 0.

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Yes but 1 = .99999~

>>Yes but 1 = .99999~

and what is your point??

did I mention that I like boobies?

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I believe the central government should be based towards forward thinking tax cuts so that blue collar coal mining workers such as myself can have more time to be spent with boobies

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and what is your point??

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You mean there is a point in this thread? Where?

To those of you pathetic guys who think woman has super power, I'll say come and join me on a saturday night out and I'll prove you who has the power...ha...ha...ha... ;) :D :p

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Originally Posted by khpuce

To those of you pathetic guys who think woman has super power, I'll say come and join me on a saturday night out and I'll prove you who has the power...ha...ha...ha... ;) :D :p

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I have to agree with this one. Most women are so easy to manipulate

>Most women are so easy to manipulate
I'm sure most women would say the same about men. Both genders have easily manipulated people. In fact, most people (male or female) can be manipulated if you do it right, even those who talk about the ease of manipulating others. ;)

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Originally Posted by Prelude

>Most women are so easy to manipulate
I'm sure most women would say the same about men. Both genders have easily manipulated people. In fact, most people (male or female) can be manipulated if you do it right, even those who talk about the ease of manipulating others. ;)

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Well, yeah, I have to agree with this one as well. It's just that in real life, there are more males who exercise their power to manipulate their opposite sex than there are females.

>It's just that in real life, there are more males who exercise their power to manipulate their opposite sex than there are females.
Just because men don't notice it doesn't mean it isn't happening. :D

OMG, I just realized it. That's what you're doing to me right now, isn't it? :eek:

Prelude has always manipulated us as she sees fit. I don't think that's a woman thing though, more a Prelude thing.

I hear there exists a secret sect of Men that are immune to Womens' powers.

They're called "gay"

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They're called "gay"

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:D - so is this smilie

Why is he green??

Most men are subject to women's 'super-powers' because most men I see are complete panzies when they are around them.

Unless you are KEN, grow some testes.

:D

why are you assuming that this :D is a he??? huh? huh?


hehe, ;)

im easy to manipulate just as long as female boobies are present

>>Just because men don't notice it doesn't mean it isn't happening.

*starts slowly chuckling*

Now theres a defining characteristic of the sexes: Blatant... Subtle... hmm... ;)

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Originally Posted by Silvercord

im easy to manipulate just as long as female boobies are present

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get a load of these boobies!!!
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>>get a load of these boobies!!!

rofl at drak!!

Lets clean this one up please. Remember - PG-13. I know full well that the above is boarder line but not that bad...but we all know where this is going....so clean it up please

Silvercord: We get the point/joke. You can post a message with some content now, k? :p

That'd be a first. :D

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That'd be a first.

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actually I think I'm in the negative numbers. However, it's just cprogramming.com...it's not like anyone else has anything particularly bright to say, I'm just eating up the tension

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I really don't know why I quote people that posted right before me, but I guess it's probably because Aran is gay

tee hee

eh, whatever.

May your children be eaten by locusts (and i say that in the nicest way possible :)).

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Originally Posted by Aran

I like men

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ok buddy whatever d00der

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Originally Posted by Silvercord

ok buddy whatever d00der

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what algorythm did you use to dicipher his message?? I would really like to know ;)

i don't remember, i was thinking about boobies

If you are trying to bash gay people, charles, that's really stupid and uneccessary. Elsewise, i see nothing wrong with being friends with men. I'm quite straight though. Nothing like a well-formed female. *yum*.

And editing someone's post to say something they never said is played. SO played.

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Originally Posted by Aran

charles I wish I was as buff and intelligent as you but I guess nobody can ever be as buff and intelligent as you so I guess I will have to admire you from afar

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well, you know, there's nothing that says you absolutely must be as buff and intelligent as me although I can see where you are coming from

>>If you are trying to bash gay people, charles, that's really stupid and uneccessary


am I the only one who finds this sentence freagin hilarious :D rofl

Charles, I simply need the algo you are using to decipher his messages ;) :D

As funny as this has been, I'd say we're all about done here, sorry. I dont think I need to point anyone to the rules. I'd say its fairly obvious why this is closed.

PM if you have a problem with this.