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Originally posted by Brian
They pick up and say "Hello, John speaking, how may I he-"
and you're all like "John? WHAT THE $$$$? I WANT TO SPEAK TO JILL DAMMIT!"
and theyre like "jill is my girlfriend, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU"
AND UR ALL LIKE "DAMMIT JILL IS MY GOD DAMN GIRLFRIEND"
AND THEYRE ALL LIKE "NO SHES MINE"
AND UR LIKE "WTF SHES GOD DAMN BEEN CHEATING ON ME"
AND THEYRE LIKE "NO WTF"
AND YOUR LIKE "DUDE IF I EVER SEE U UR GONNA DIE"
AND THEYRE LIKE "OH CMON BRING IT"
AND U HANG UP AND THEN U GO ROUND AND SMACK HER CHEATING FACE IN
next question?