Another Microsoft joke

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02-01-2003
Panopticon

Another Microsoft joke

As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft, we take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft...

2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment.

2001 2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back.

2002 Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.

2004 Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft.

2005 President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.

2006 Windows 2004 released.

2007 Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.

2008 Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.

2009 Gates' second term as President begins.

2010 Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark.

2012 Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.

2013 Windows 2010 released.

2015 Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple Macintosh.

2016 Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing the "Red Screen of Death."

2020 Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.

2021 Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system, then destroy it. They are just that evil.

2024 Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood dream and develop the first talking rabbit.

2025 A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary of the founding of Microsoft.
02-01-2003
-=SoKrA=-

LOL!
very good...
02-01-2003
ammar

Re: Another Microsoft joke

I didn't like it... It sucks.
Maybe it's my problem... but I cann't see what's funny about that.
02-01-2003
Shadow

I like 2020. :)

How much does a living person go for these days?
02-01-2003
damonbrinkley

I'm still waiting for the punchline.....
02-01-2003
Travis Dane

Re: Another Microsoft joke

Quote:

Originally posted by Panopticon
2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment.

Computers will rule the world eventually, something like
terminator. At least that's my opinion and i don't have a problem
with it because computers just smash humans:D .

(In case you din't notice i like to play the village-fool:) )
02-01-2003
frenchfry164

lol, I like the RSOD
02-01-2003
Yawgmoth

Re: Another Microsoft joke

Quote:

Originally posted by Panopticon
As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft, we take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft...

2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment.

2001 2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back.

2002 Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.

These things happened in the PAST!! And I don't remember any self aware computers.
02-02-2003
Travis Dane

Re: Re: Another Microsoft joke

Quote:

Originally posted by Yawgmoth
These things happened in the PAST!! And I don't remember any self aware computers.

But it would sure be such an expirience to actually be able to
do that. I think if i had the change i would, Even though we'd
end up with terminators:) .
02-02-2003
BMJ

Someone's been watching some T2 :p