ingenious [and funny] idea...
to increase programming productivity at peak hours [2 to 6 AM, that is...] reinstall new elastic spring-type thingies in your keyboard... this way, whenever you fall asleep at your keyboard, the springs will pop your face back up... this doubles as a finger pusher strengthener too, as you have to type even harder to get the strokes down... that, and get a really loud keyboard... you can use higher tensions at key keys such as those in the word 'damn' or 'hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger', to assist in refraining yourself from typing those frustrating words as comments...
(c) meherenow...