I was thinking that it would be nice to be a cool geek (as opposed to just a geek).
So I figured the road to coolness lay in programming. No problem, I went to school and learned to program. And then I headed out to the web and rub elbows w/all the other cool geeks.
Then I found out I wasn't cool- I had learned VB and I was a loser geek, not a cool geek.
So I learned some C++- and headed back out.
Problem was I was using windows and cool geeks don't use windows. The truly cool scoff MS and use Linux.
No problem. I went out and got linux.
Operation coolness a success, right?
Well I got Corel Linux and apparently this is the only distro that is not cool. It is the loser linux.
Sometimes you just can't win.