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the jargon thread...
here's another thing we can do if we are too bored...
i'll say a comp jargon... and the next guy/girl/martian should explain what it means to someone normal... then put another one... they don't have to be acronyms... for ex...
screen...
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mesh thingie that keeps the flys out
nec... [pronounced 'neck'...]
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get the idea?
okie, i'll start... FIFO...
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oh! i got this one!
FIFO = First In First Out...it is used in stacks!
okay, lets do another easy one to start out with:
API
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okay dorkus, let's try this again...
you aren't supposed to explain it how tech's know it... but i mean, what does it mean to a lamen! this is supposed to be a funny thread!!! argh!!!
okay, here's another one...
argc and argv...
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Screw that I'm answering FIFO:
your next door neighbor's dog.
you know, the one that cnat spel rite.
next up socket-
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socket -
that thing in the wall that you dont want to stick a metal thing in with your hand....
next up: server
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server... that guy who gives me my quarter pounder at mcdonalds
next up...
Compiler
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Compiler...the poor guy in every project that is forced to take everybody's work and put it together in a way that might make sense to the teacher
next up...BIOS
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BIOS- Big Idiot OStriches. Found in lower regions of the US. Known to have red necks.
and then... Monitor
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>>Monitor
The sad dudes who looked after milk in infants school
next scanner
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Scanner... for puting pictures of face into computer
Next .... Firewall
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>>firewall
The wall you get stood against when you are excecuted by firing squad
next ->floppy drive
::goodnight dudes::
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floppy drive - when you need via...
next -> thrashing
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thrashing - what im gonna give you and but good
next up -> HDD
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HDD: a new sexually transmitted disease just discovered, stands for Hard Dick Disease...i wont say the symptoms...
next up -> modem
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modem: What I did to lawns to earn money. (Get it? :))
next-> GUI