10 signs Bush is better than Clinton
10. Bush: Loves to square dance. Clinton: Just a square.
9. Bush actually smokes the cigars.
8. The neighbors haven't complained about the loud parties on the weekends.
7. No more McDonald's wrappers, now it's just pork rinds.
6. He holds the White House Record for all three levels of Minesweeper.
5. Pretzel jokes are more appropiate for children.
4. So far he hasn't been impeached!
3. "Rooms For Rent" sign removed from front of White House.
2. White House "Texas Ho-Downs" beat the White House "Arkansas Possum Hunt" hands down.
1. Knows what 'is' means, but frequently mispronounces it.
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