interesting use for define

Do you know what would be interesting? See who could write the best porno story that is also a functional program, using #define...and no two replacements could be made so that two different tokens are replaced by the same thing, e.g #define A int
and #define B int would not be legal.

Are you serious ??

Code:

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#include <stdio.h>
#define tits "/\\ /\\"

int main()
{

        printf(tits);
       
        return 0;
}

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How would someone ever think of that??:p