1,shoot your source code in to her
2,wait 9 months to compile
3,exe baby is ready
4,execute life
if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
if she dies you know you got aids
if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage
woot
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1,shoot your source code in to her
2,wait 9 months to compile
3,exe baby is ready
4,execute life
if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
if she dies you know you got aids
if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage
woot
Awesome?
By that description: If only compilers had curves.
>> programming is like sex
Come now, that's very tacky (no pun intended).
>>programming is like sex
..You're doing it wrong.
You're doing which wrong?Quote:
Originally Posted by psychopath
(I suppose the answer is, "Both.")
The answer is lurk moar.
whats sex?
"Just two lonely people being lonely together."
If sex is like two people being lonely together then the only way it's like programming is if the programmer is schizophrenic. You guys are confusing (and I hate you all just fyi).
That reminds me of a rhyme I saw on a movie:
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic.
And so am I!"
Not funny.
The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts ;).
Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.
I thought you were referring to OpenOffice 3 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by zacs7
>> programming is like sex
That's what she said ... ?
As a person who finds things funny, this is not funny. And I don't mean not funny in an offensive way, just not funny.