Originally Posted by
brewbuck
I've learned to not let the "tech guy" get his hands on a keyboard. I spilled coffee into mine one day, so he took it and rinsed it off in the sink. Then, in an attempt to dry it off, he took it at arms length and swung it around like somebody getting ready for a hammer throw in the Olympics -- of course the keyboard slipped out of his hands, flew across the room, and slammed into the window of the data center (which thankfully was made of bulletproof glass), shattering into a thousand pieces and sending keys, wiring, and chunks of circuit board all across the room.