Ok, don't laugh.
So this lady at my church is one of thse.... giving people. You know the type? I consider her tantamount (if that's word) to the inventors of Jewish Singles Night. She's trying to get this swing/ballroom dance class going for all of the high-school age Mormons in the area and friends, etc. It started out pretty well, we had a really good teacher, and really really ridiculously good looking girls. Mormon ones, too. But he broke his hip, so she decided to try some different things. Because we lost the professional teacher, we also lost the good floor, so now we're in the local elementary school, trying to get it free by running an official program called, "Annette and Co." I am aware of the dumbness of this name, please, no jokes, Then we got a new teacher, who lives in a town known for it's wierdos. She and her husband are idiots. One will come a long, and say "loosen up your arms, dancing is supposed to be fun", while the other follows with, "tighten up your arms, you're a man, stand your ground!" Not only that, we're constantly getting new people in the class because this lady (who is actually nice, she's just... well you know te type), is so committed to getting everyone involved, that after 3 years, we have to start again every month. So I'm not learning anything, I'm constantly paying money, I may actually be getting dumber, I have to associate with people from that town, and the only thing left in it for me is that chick. Mmmmm..... chick..... Anyway - I just got a call (which is strange, since I specifically requested to be taken off the list), reminding when and where, and how much money to flush down the toilet before I come. I'm faced with a problem. The chick.
