Sorry campaign

How sorry is this presidential candidate? How does he expect to get anywhere in the election like this?
Here's the site/guy I'm talking about.

Look at some of the reasons it gives for us to vote for him:

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How cool will it be to say you voted for Chuck Norris in the 2008 Presidential Campaign? Chuck Norris is said to be a Round-House-Kicking, Life saving, Mother-sleeping with superman that shares the name with the main character of Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Chuck Norris is all the rage. After appearing on Late Night Shows, and being spotlighted on Numerous Websites, It's cool to like Chuck Norris- So Vote for someone with his same name!

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And the one real reason they give is because he "caters to the 18-26 age group". After reading through it, I see they don't even tell you what benificial things he will do for that age group. Only that he's seeking their votes. And why would anyone vote for him?? Because he likes them, and because it's cool that he has the same name as a hollywood star!?

you're kidding, right? :rolleyes:

You're not the toughest Chuck Norris in the Sack are you?

Oh don't you start too. I've recently figured it out.