yet another acronym post

i have a feeling this may go on for a ong time - but hopefully well get some original replies

IBM - Iditic business machines
- ill buy Macs (next time)
- i blame microsoft

windows - will install needless data on whole system

scsi - system cant see it

BASIC - bills attempt to seize control

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

IBM - I've Been Moved (cuz they move their wokers around all the time)
FORD (backwards) - Driver Returns On Foot


I can't think of any others right now..maybe later.