Need help with this text adventure

I've played this game countless times over the last 3 years, and i've never been able to figure out how to get out of the frickin apartment/stairwell area...it's supposed to be a beginner one too! The harder ones i was able to do, but not this one...anyone else wanna have a go at it?
http://www.freearcade.com/Zplet.jav/Pirate.html

lol i hate text based games, but its funny if you type in a command like have_sex, it replies- " i dont know how to "have_sex". lol, i didnt use "have_sex" but a word that starts with an F, and i cant stop cracking up, thats great

Yeah... that is real funny.