I don't know why, but this made me laugh pretty hard. Lisp has a reputation for smug and arrogant users, but C and C++ have their own fair share of smug users. Probably more of them than Lisp, in fact, simply because of the market penetration of the languages.
What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
It's got wires that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?