Ok, the count so far...
Grumpy was unarmed throughout the whole thing, but got himself injured afterwards on a paper weight. He's an idiot.
MutantJohn is lost. We are still trying to find him.
Jackass was somewhere else trying to fix an error on an illogical server. He's ok. Perhaps...
Phantomotap is badly injured and needs immediate medical attention (*).
Laserlight is violent and hysterical. Post traumatic disorder may be the diagnosis, if we can restrain him.
Gemera is confused. he's acting weird around the computers. Seems ok otherwise but I won't go near him. You go.
Salem is near dead. Phantomotap is letting no one near him.
Myself, I'm counting my likes and see if any is missing. I'm fine. Really.
Still there's many unaccounted for. And we just got an aftershock. Bad times, bad times.
(*) You can take our legs, our ability to speak, even our ability to procreate. But you can't take our hands or eyes. We are programmers, dammit!
