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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomotap View Post
    O_o

    You also have the silly attractive Kate Libby from "Hackers", but that's the sort of film with cooperative keyboard interface extravaganza so can't be trusted.

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    100's of windows expanding, no way to tell what your reading, or which window has focus, and two people continue to smash the keyboard. Masterful haxoring, 10/10.
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    That video gave me cancer. Lol.

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    I can't believe you are actually being so serious about it!
    O_o

    Says grumpy right on the label.

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    Can I just emphasise:

    " I am not nor have I ever had sexual relationships with my computer or its associated components."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    Can I just emphasise:

    " I am not nor have I ever had sexual relationships with my computer or its associated components."
    The things my computer has seen me do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutantJohn View Post
    The things my computer has seen me do...
    Sounds serious - any acts like genocide, murder, torture and other criminal activity should be avoided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    Sounds serious - any acts like genocide, murder, torture and other criminal activity should be avoided.
    What about pr0n? I heard computers had lots of this 'pr0n'. Hopefully someone who has a computer can explain what this is. If the manufacturer installed a pr0n on my computer, I need to know if I should get rid of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpo View Post
    What about pr0n? I heard computers had lots of this 'pr0n'. Hopefully someone who has a computer can explain what this is. If the manufacturer installed a pr0n on my computer, I need to know if I should get rid of it!
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    I dunno though, I mean capacitors - ceramic capacitors specifically - 2 legs , flesh coloured and smoooooooth and round. I mean it's pretty close? Hmmmmmmm..........................................

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