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    I dunno though, I mean capacitors - ceramic capacitors specifically - 2 legs , flesh coloured and smoooooooth and round. I mean it's pretty close? Hmmmmmmm..........................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    Can I just emphasise:

    " I am not nor have I ever had sexual relationships with my computer or its associated components."
    The things my computer has seen me do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    I can't believe you are actually being so serious about it!
    Who said I was taking anything seriously?
    Right 98% of the time, and don't care about the other 3%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutantJohn View Post
    The things my computer has seen me do...
    Sounds serious - any acts like genocide, murder, torture and other criminal activity should be avoided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumpy View Post
    Who said I was taking anything seriously?
    Ok then as a windup - it worked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    Ok then as a windup - it worked!
    Server downtime-6a00d83451b09469e201676191173d970b-320wi-png
    Right 98% of the time, and don't care about the other 3%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemera View Post
    Sounds serious - any acts like genocide, murder, torture and other criminal activity should be avoided.
    What about pr0n? I heard computers had lots of this 'pr0n'. Hopefully someone who has a computer can explain what this is. If the manufacturer installed a pr0n on my computer, I need to know if I should get rid of it!
    WndProc = (2[b] || !(2[b])) ? SufferNobly : TakeArms;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpo View Post
    What about pr0n? I heard computers had lots of this 'pr0n'. Hopefully someone who has a computer can explain what this is. If the manufacturer installed a pr0n on my computer, I need to know if I should get rid of it!
    *leaves incognito window*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutantJohn View Post
    *leaves incognito window*
    I was wondering what this code was doing in the library from your teenage days... :P

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        throw MyApp->UserException("I was just watching tennis on Youtube. \nPeople grunt while playing tennis, right?\n");
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    Quote Originally Posted by MutantJohn View Post
    Hardly any other forums are as quick as this. I can go to the CUDA boards but they're slow.
    Seems rather ironic...
    C+/- programmer extraordinaire

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    Server downtime

    Hey guys is there a good f86 server all I see that is populated is the Phoenix and Dow servers

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    Quote Originally Posted by sebastian View Post
    Hey guys is there a good f86 server all I see that is populated is the Phoenix and Dow servers
    Go ask where people actually care: Is there a good f86 server
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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