Thread: Programing jokes? huh cliche

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    the hat of redundancy hat nvoigt's Avatar
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    Hannover, Germany
    Two software engineers meet in a park:

    I see you have a new bike. Where did you get it?

    Yesterday I met a woman, she dropped her bike, threw away her clothes and said "take what ever you desire".

    Good choice. The clothes probably didn't fit.

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    When in doubt, read the FAQ.
    Then ask a smart question.

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    Registered User kryptkat's Avatar
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    no software engineeres were killed in this computer crash.
    <whiteflags> You foolishly believe in people and this feeling must be crushed.

    i have gotta get me a bunch of monsantos gmos == genetically modified orgasms .

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    Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks them: 'Can I get you anything?' The bytes reply: 'Make us a double.'

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