Thread: If PHP Were British

If PHP Were British - Added Bytes by Dave Child

The especially funny part, my favorite, is where

Code:

    try {
    // Code here
    } catch (Exception $e) {
    // Handle exception
    die('Message');
    }

becomes

Code:

    would_you_mind {
    // Code here
    } actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) {
    // Politely move on
    cheerio('Message');
    }

Haha. This is classic. From now on I'm using this in my C++:

Code:

#define would_you_mind try
#define actually_i_do_mind catch

My favourite was the class(aka upper_class) ...example ..
public: and protected: changed to
state and hereditary !