Sniff!....
Please, I can't. It's too hard. You say something...
Sniff!....
Please, I can't. It's too hard. You say something...
Originally Posted by brewbuck:
Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.
It's just too hard to let go........
Originally Posted by anduril462
Warning: Some or all of my posted code may be non-standard and as such should not be used and in no case looked at.
Less of a eulogy, more of a spiteful elegy. I've got the tune of Apu's 'Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart' from The Simpsons from somewhere, so I'm going with that
We're gathered here today to mourn the passing of a friend
One who didn't know his life was at an end
I know we all have memories of the way he lived his life
Up and down, in and out riddled with trouble and strife
When he first appeared he was right as rain
A misplaced bracket was all his pain
But offense was taken on innocent words
Turning his heart from gold to turd
Order lost to the Indian name
As the forum played the Turbo C game
Insults left, front, right and centre
VirtualAce's response was the only winner
Who needs that stinking thread?
Now that it's stone cold dead
Isn't it always the way
Who need that stinking thread?
Now that the OP's fled
Just because he misread
Thought we'd called him a dunderhead
Left the answer totally unread
Who needs that stinking thread?
Not me
Good riddance now it's dead
There's nothing left unsaid
Off to something else instead
Who needs that stinking thread?
Not me
Last edited by adeyblue; 07-13-2011 at 06:46 AM.
Oh that's so... I'm so... that's beautiful!
Oh my god! Please bring it back! Whyyyyyy?
Yes. I need somewhere to calm down from my grief. At whose place will we be gathering after this? Whose bringing the beers? Is Laserlight going to bring his cute workmate?
Last edited by Mario F.; 07-13-2011 at 06:54 AM.
Originally Posted by brewbuck:
Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.
