Dear programmers,

A new, exciting, and momentous era has arrived in the world of programming Yes, I am referring to the revolutionary high level language VB that has become the number one mainstream accepted programming language for both high level and low level executions.
Bugs are scarce and practically non existent in the latest version, it is extremely stable and capable of performing efficient scripts even at the lowest level.
Much of VB has been contributed to the development of many leading unix kernels. It's simplicity, reliability, and portability have made it the number one language of choice amongst the professional programming community. One of its most notable features is it's pointer system, where pointers are not needed thanks to the sophisticated mapping incorporated in VB's basic set of libraries (pointers are assigned and called automatically without the need for the developer to declare them).
Expect to see this powerful language replacing perl scripts, etc. in the near future.
If you are using glitch ridden languages such as C derivatives, you better get with the times.
VB certified professionals are the most sought after in our ever growing and competitive programming world.
VB will inevitably become the exclusive OOP language, do yourself a favor and get the latest version of Microsoft Visual VB today!.

Sincerely yours,
Jandea
8 Year VB veteran and developer