> Sorry, didn't mean to start a fight....
Don't worry about it, it happens.

This one has become too long, too hot, and too off-topic.

"Salem oils the rusty hinges on the old thread. Slowly the doors begin to move as the hundreds of hours of history crumble away. A couple of .bats make their final escape as the doors close for the last time. A shiny new padlock seals the tomb for eternity."