Okay, buddy, you get to go to heaven now.
Of course, you just proved why religion is bad.
Anyway, sorry for that analogy. It was insensitive.
Back on topic, Singletons are bad here too:
jalf.dk » Blog Archive » Singletons: Solving problems you didn’t know you never had since 1995
That's enough, right?
Someone with a big post count step in and end it already.