Here are the results of everyone's entry. As I said, the only category tested was speed:
Dave_Sinkula: 2234.053ms
FillYourBrain: 0.691ms
ygfperson: 0.298ms
Speedy5: 0.413ms
Fordy: 0.289ms
And the winner is Fordy! With ygfperson pushing a very close second.
